All I want is the taste that your lips allow


broughttoyoubytheletterq:

fracturedreality9:

skullteaa:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

this is so evil i love it

hahahahahahahaha wow that’s so bad/good

*angry pigeon noises*





olicity: a summary.


mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO



  • godric: i'm having my students in a tower
  • rowena: that sounds really cool actually yeah i'll have a tower too but mine's gonna have riddles on the door
  • godric: neato
  • salazar: can we all have towers??
  • godric: no come on dude be original
  • salazar: fine i'm having the dungeons
  • godric: you would have the dungeons
  • salazar: what's that supposed to mean
  • godric: nothing
  • rowena: godric stop tormenting salazar he's had a hard day looking after the giant snake
  • salazar: THERE IS NO GIANT SNAKE CEASE THIS WRONGNESS YOU HAVE BEEN MISINFORMED YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CLEVER ONE
  • helga: alright while you all argued i got the dormitories closest to the kitchens lmao

marauders4evr:


“And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead.”

You see, this is how it should have been. I wish that this wasn’t just a behind-the-scene photo. I wish that it had happened like this. Exactly like in the book. Voldemort died like anyone else. And it’s amazing how in the book, J.K. Rowling actually used his name. He was humanized in death. And I wish that they had shown that, instead of showing him do an imitation of the Corpse Bride:

Because it’s really important:
Tom Riddle was humanized in death.

marauders4evr:

“And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead.”

You see, this is how it should have been. I wish that this wasn’t just a behind-the-scene photo. I wish that it had happened like this. Exactly like in the book. Voldemort died like anyone else. And it’s amazing how in the book, J.K. Rowling actually used his name. He was humanized in death. And I wish that they had shown that, instead of showing him do an imitation of the Corpse Bride:

Because it’s really important:

Tom Riddle was humanized in death.